There is Braided Sweetness Though: More Shopping with Google Translate


 The following are all items that I actually purchased, according to Google Translate.
  • Grenades  (Only 99.90 a kilo)
  • Chinese stick in glass
  • Pop wig containing 10 packs of chocolates with the latest news
  • Hunting her husband cheese
  • Low fat cardboard milk (Low in fat, low in flavour)
  • Fresh cocktail of prey
  • Air Bread Trout On
  • Nasty white cheese (On second thought, I’ll take the Hunting her husband cheese)
  • Eggs in trouble Eggs are living well (Schrödinger’s egg?)
  • There is braided sweetness though
Location: Jerusalem

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